27 September 2010

Raising Hope Quote

Raising Hope

A sampling from the new comedy series: RAISING HOPE...

JIMMY: "Listen, I have a question about this food. It may be a stupid question, but I feel I should ask. Well, the book says I should feed her vegetables, and I want to do that. But the only vegetable jars I found have either pictures of black babies or Asian babies on them. And I don’t know if the pictures are random, you know, or if there’s a reason Asian babies instead of white ones should eat these particular string beans?”

SABRINA: “That is a really good question. The color of the babies on the jars doesn’t matter. However, it’s really important you do not feed her anything with a picture of a boy on it, or else she will grow a penis. And a mustache.