Lyrics To How I Met Your Mother's Cheating Song On The Boat

♬ You fool around on your baby
Now the least you could do is to tell the truth,
Yes, you in the suit
Or the secret will eat up your soul

Coz the guilt's gonna drive you crazy (crazy...)
You couldn't live with this lie,
Kevin's such a nice guy
Gotta tell him tonight
Tell him right here on this boat

You're like scum on the edge of a toilet bowl (flush!)
What the hell is in that place?
Well, you should have a soul (slut!)
You did these two wrong,
Don't wait too long
In fact, you know what,
Tell 'em while I'm doing this song (tell him, tell him, tell him...) ♬